what i would do..

If I had a 100,000 dollars in hand and I was going to give it away. My first thing I would do would give it to the Texas Tech football program to hire a top recruit/heisman winner so that Tech football program would succeed  and do well and not suck. I would pay him a 50,000 thousand dollars after his freshman year and see if he was worth it, if not i find someone else. If he won the national championship I pay him the rest of the cash. Lastly I would find him some more money for him to find other players to come to Texas Tech.

Cows...

If cows could produce something else besides milk, it would have to be water. There is two simple reasons why I would want cows to produce water rather then milk. The first reasons would be if we were going through a drought like we are right now, they could just spray water every where and make it grow. The second reason would be that if other cows got thrusty they could just right underneath them and sip sip sip sip on some good ole water.

#yeeyee.

Indoor Facility.

The school needs a indoor facility for football, and it also needs a room where we can go and hang after practice. For an example the coaches are always on us for making bad decisions, but if we had a room where all THE guys could hang we wouldn't be making poor choices. On the other hand it comes in handy because we are in football year round pretty much. If people in our school had choice between girls new looker rooms or indoor facility for football, nine times out of ten the indoor facility will be chosen.

#yeeyee!!!!

angry....

THE LAST TIME I WAS TRULY ANGRY, was way way back during our vacation when I was gently teasing my little brother and he was crying about everything. That just mad my parents mad at me so it easily made me mad. So I had enough of him and just beat the tare out of him, so that just made me get in more to trouble.

yeeyee

da important things..

There are lot things we should be thankful for that we don't always understand. Here are a few things that I'm thankful for.


#1 is I'm thankful for Jesus Christ, with out him dying on the cross for us there would be no life at all. Also, with out Jesus in my life there would be tons of emptiness and a long road to darkness.

#2 is I'm thankful for my family, with out them I wouldn't have the support. They are always with me during the bad times and always the good times.

#3 is I'm thankful for our freedom, if we didn't have the freedom we have today there is no telling what we would have to be doing. With the freedom we get to have our own chooses and do our own things.

#4 is I'm thankful for my friends, for instance if I didn't have my friends I would just crawl in big hole and never come out and just stay there. They are always there for me when during the bad times and the good times........jkjkjkjkjk that's girl stuff, we really don't care for each other just wanting to hang out and do something crazy.

#5 is I'm thankful for Texas girls, they are the hottest girls on the face of this earth. Without them, well life would just be plan boring.

Help....

If were to be stranded on a island with one friend and two items. My friend would be my volleyball so he could keep me company, also don't talk because i work better when I'm alone. My items would be a limited amount of food  an a box full of wood a nails. That way while I worked on my arc I could take my time because I would have a limited amount of time. Plus if I had a limited amount of food I might just stay on the island that way don't have to do another blog.

THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

In the article the daughter talked back to her parents and that landed her in trouble, yes I think it was the right thing to do the daughter to embarrass her on the internet that way she don't talk back to her parents. I think the parents can do whatever they want if they paid for the phone, if the daughter paid for her own phone then it would've been a different story. I could see them taking my phone up, but not doing this because my dad doesn't even know how to work facebook.

My Talants

I Kelton Tatum Long, have many talents. For instance I can pick up chicks left and right, but not as well as I can make Mrs Waters laugh. I can make Mrs Waters laugh even when she is in a bad mood. She loves to see me every single day. I also can make her day in class because I can a hundred in her class and she doesn't have to worry about me. 

to old or still right...

In the article I believe that the middle grounders are the right ones. For example some teens still might enjoy going out and dressing up and are not in it for the candy. Now if you're teen and you're trampling over little ones then you need to get a life and go somewhere. So I think the the middle grounders are truly the right ones because some kids like it and help their brothers do it. Some people think it's just for kids but there is not a age limit to trick or treating.

back in the day

Back in the day when I was a young one, my favorite elementary memory was when we had class parties and take the whole day off and just eat and drink if you know what I mean jkjkjkjk. Really though that is my favorite memory because we hardly ever take breaks in high school and it sucks!

Pet Peeves

A pet peeve to me is something you don't like and its annoying to you. A pet peeve is a noun, one of my pet peeve is when a teacher tells you do something and expects you to know what to do, without explaining. Another one is when somebody is on the phone and when you are talking to them their radio is on full blast and they act like your supposed to understand them. THE BIGGEST PET PEEVE THERE IS, is when your parents call you 44444449995550444009334858 times in a day.

spider oh spider

As I was crawling through this gigantic bed. I was very little compared to this lady that was sound asleep. I was went up her leg into her arm up to her head, and slowly went to her ear. I dug my way into a warm spot and slept there till I saw a light shining right in my ear. I realized that it was a doctor trying to get me out of the lady's ear. In order for the doctor to get me out of the ear he had to wash me out of the ear. So as the water washed me out I hit the ground like a rock and slowly crawled to my regular home. 

Important Life Lesson

The most important life lesson that I have learned. Well let me think, I would say the most important one but I'm afraid you wouldn't like it to much. So  I'll start by saying that the most important thing that my dad has told me is that "money doesn't grow on trees." I think that is one of the most important life lesson there is, because you do have to make a living and make your own money. It's not that hard to understand because its so true.



P.S I better get a free hundred. 

wealthy

I wish I wealthy that way could drop out of school and I wouldnt have to do anything.

Back To School

The first week of school has been pretty good. I'm so glad to be back and learn, write, say my abc and just be back with all my buddies :p. It's just so much fun that I can't even explain it all. I love having homework and reading. My favorite teacher is mrs waters.

What im doing this summer?

If I told you what I'm doing this summer you probably wouldn't want to talk to me again. So I'm just going to say that I'm going to try to have the best summer I've ever had. I don't care if I have to kill someone its going to the best. I mean the best of the best.

Less is more....

Less pollution is a positive impact on our earth. Having less pollution is cleaner to our environment. It helps animals stay alive. Kids can go outside and play more if we had less pollution.

parents......

DAD-not a athlete what so ever, could not throw a football to save his life. He mostly worked on the field with my grandpa, and hung out with everyone.

MOM-not a athlete what so ever, could not shoot a basketball at all. She did not get in trouble, she was not popular at all. I think she got picked on as a matter of fact. BUT THEY MADE ME SO THAT'S OK.

Prefect bedroom ever.

This would be my prefect bedroom ever, as you can see the bed is in wonderful condition. But that's not the picture you need to see. Its the toilet that you really need to open you eyes on folks. I mean this could help in so many ways. You wouldn't have to get and go use the bathroom you could just step out and right there and it would be in that spot! So that would be my perfect bedroom, but I also like the color on the wall and the texture of the floor.

opening day!

The Texas Rangers completed their first five games of the season on April 10, 2012, and that means that fans had a chance to see the entire Rangers' rotation in action. With Texas coming out of that opening stretch with a 4-1 record, it seems like the starting rotation did a great job. Since that one loss was at the hands of closer Joe Nathan, the starting staff looks to be on the right track. It is finally here "opening day is back in action"

If you don't let us go....

Dear Coach Ashmore, back in the day how would you feel if you were able to go to the movie for a day. Only if your principle let you. Its clearly to me that the entire high school wants to go. It will be good for people to go and learn about it. So if you don't let us go, hmmm

Jordan

Goodbye Jordan.

Down And Out

When I'm feeling down and out, I like to lay on the couch in some shorts and that's it. I like to drink gator aid and watch sports center. Then I turn my phone off that way I wont have to answer phone calls or anything like that. If I'm really sick I want to get a shot and just get it over with. Then come home and eat soup.

Littly Timmy and his harley

As Little Timmy aka Kelton, was strolling his way down I-30. With his brown curls in the back of his head, and him looking sexy in that white outfit. Little Timmy was testing his new Harley out, that he had just bought brand new. As all the chicks fainted as he drove by. Because of that look he had, I mean just look in those beautiful eyes he has. After he drove around in for a awhile. He decided to get a picture of him on, so after Little Timmy got the picture. He went to go give his kids a ride on it so they could enjoy the sun.

Little Timmy and Madison

I can remember when the door slammed shut and the trailer open slowly. I was a horse that had just been sold to the Waters for their oldest daughter Madison to ride. Little did I know I was going to be here for the rest of life, Madison finally named me Little Timmy. I was low to the ground, not fully grown to be adult but I had lots of horse power. The next morning Madison came running out the hose with a huge grin on her face and was ready to go on a adventure. As she slowly got on I scared he little bit by raring up she didn't like that to much but was only kidding with her. She told me that she wanted to catch a skunk and put a cork in his rear-hind that way he wouldn't spray. As crazy that sound she talked me into and I took her their. Finally we saw a skunk, as Madison slowly got off and foot by foot she got closer and closer. Then BAM she got it and put the cork in its but. As much as I didn't like that thing I sprinted home to get it off my back. Then Madison was going to pull a prank on Mrs. Waters, so she did and put it in her bed. Well that didn't work out to well on Madison's part, she got in trouble and wasn't aloud to go out for a week. That was my first two days at the Waters house.

Little Timmy and Grandpa

Little Timmy was about to burst into anger that day, but it all changed when his grandpa took his little butt on a fishing trip. As they were strolling their way to the pond, Little Timmy was complaining about it being hot and muggy. But ole grandpa said it is prefect. Grandpa and Little Timmy didn't really get along, that all changed when he spent 30 quick minutes with his grandpa. Little did Timmy know that him and his grandpa were exactly alike, and ever since then Little Timmy and his grandpa went fishing every Sunday after church. Well forty years later Little Timmy became a grandpa and decided to take his grand kid out for a fishing trip. At the the Timmy Jr didn't like but, ten minuets later Little Timmy got Timmy Jr into it. Timmy Jr caught the biggest fish in the pond. Little did Timmy Jr know but he was going to a professional fisher. 

Sight-Of Texas Tech winning a gracefully football game.

Touch-Of a stunning state ring.

Smell-Of new freshly car.

Taste-Of good revenge of beating horrible rival.

Sound-Of the announcer calling your name after you scored a amazing touchdown.

forgiveness

Forgiveness for some people is harder then what it needs to be sometimes. But some people don't need to be little girl about it and just suck it up. For me i don't get mad very easily and therefor I don't really care. So forgiveness is important and you should ask for but don't get upset about every little thing.

Fly on the wall

If I had a chance to be a fly on the wall. It would have to be in the NBA championship when Dallas won it wall to hear them all talk about it. An how the heat sucks!!!!!

utopia Kings Land

My place is located in the panhandle of Texas because i love it lol :p I rule it by having all good looking girls no red headed ones. No requirements of living in kings land. We will always play football and basketball no school that's how we will keep it safe. I'm always in charge of Kings Land. It shall be called KINGS LAND.