Don't let me down Santa!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Santa,
I have been the best kid on  this earth by far. It would the best thing in the world if you would bring me some Okaly glasses, and some Nike stuff.  One more thing make this next semester go by pretty fast so my brother moves out quicker. Thanks bro.

P.S. in my stocking I want some tips on to get better grades in English ;)

BMS

BMS stands for Blue Mountain State. It was my favorite T.V show, now they are creating more episodes. It is about a college, they are really good and on their way to another championship. All they do is football and party. I think it would be fun to do that for my college then settle down after that. It came on Spike.

Don't drive a rhino bad things happen.

The worse pain I ever endured, was when I was at my moms house for the blazing summer. An I did as I was told. I took out the horrid trash, but you had to drive the rhino because the trash was at the end of the drive way and it was at least a 100 yards away from the house. As I jumped in I drove to the end of the drive way. I put the foul trash in the trash can. I drove away quickly, I tried to see how fast it would go so as tried it there was a turn in the driveway. About that time I turned fast and it through me out of the rhino onto the concrete. As I quickly realized that my whole body was in pain, I rain home and they took me to the doctor. I had competently broke my wrist.

I think the best thing invented on this earth. Is the cotton stripper, because it made less time for all the farmers, and it made it a million times easier for the slaves.  That way all the framers could spend time with there family, and spend time with them <3 omg too cute. lol :p